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November 11 2008

Beware of Hope College

  • me: for sure
  • howve you been?
  • Barrett: oh pretty good... just tired man...if i am not in class, i am studying, or working, or working...
  • but i guess i can't complain...
  • hope college has this norovirus going around... and at least i don't have that
  • me: norovirus?
  • what the crap is that?
  • Barrett: it is like a 24-48 hour stomach flu that is incredibly contagious
  • me: really?
  • weird
  • ya'll are like africa
  • Barrett: they have over 180 cases
  • i know... and this virus gives you the worst diarea of your life and you have to puke all the time...this happens at once
  • its sounds sick
  • me: geeez
  • Barrett: when a person infected pukes...the virus is airborne
  • me: shut up
  • Barrett: so dorm bathrooms are bad
  • serious man this is serious crap
  • me: what the crap
  • A PLAGUE!
  • Barrett: and where does it come from? usually feces that contaminates a food supply
  • yeah man...sounds like the movie outbreak
  • me: it really does